That One Kid

Day 1

Every day starts like usual. Get up, get dressed, eat breakfast, go to school. And,as always, Johnny Mclater is being the most annoying and stinkiest guy in school! Anyway, oh wait, I forgot to introduce myself! Hi, i’m Lou. Madison Lou. And I hate Johnny. Absolutely  HATE  him. Today he farted. And bad! He always farts! Like, every day when he feels it coming, no hesitations, he just lets it out. O.M.G!!!!! I wonder what he will do tomorrow.

Day 2

Week#36 (18)

What Happend?

I have always wanted a silk teddy bear with a red ribbon around it’s neck. One day ,with no explanation, it came! “When did it arrive?” I said.

The transporter couldn’t speek. He was pale and spooked. “What happend?” I wondered. “Did he encounter something?

After my mum put me to bed, I grabbed my flash light and looked out the window for anything strange. THERE! A creature in the dark night! Was that the creature that spooked the transporter? What was it? Where did it come from? How did it get here? That, I might never know.

Week#36 (18)

Stella and the Smash

Stella looked at the window in shock. ” I am so dead.” She mumbled.

She was in so much trouble. Stella Valentine had broken the window. The world seemed to swirl for a minute. She had done things that were bad in the past, but none of them compare to this. …However she couldn’t believe what she had done. The shards of glass lay all around her. The soccer ball at her feet, and pain in her heart.

“Mum… will…go…mad.”  Sobbed Stella. Then she woke up and it was all a dream.

“Thank Goodness!” Stella said, thankfully.

 

 

Week#36 (18)

WAR STOPPER

There was a war going on. Nancy shock with worry, but she was brave. She took a deep breath, and charged. Nancy ran into battle and grabbed all the enemy’s guns she could and stumbled up the rocky hill.

“HEY!!!” Nancy yelled. And every solder stopped to look at her. Nancy held the guns and bent all of them on her knee. Everybody dropped their guns in astonishment. Nancy felt a wide grin creep across her face. She was proud. So did Nancy not only stopped the war, she was known as the strongest girl ever.

THE END

  

100 Word Challenge Week#33 (18)

THE CASE OF THE ITCH!!!

“Max! Don’t you dare throw that thing at me!” I yelled.

“Too late!”  Max shouted back.

Max chucked a small, round, spiky ball at me.  It hit me. Just then I started itching like crazy!!! Max threw another itch bomb at me. “Max you are in so much trouble!” I screamed in fury and lobbed the itch bomb straight back at him.

“Ha! Ha! Take that!” I smirked, still itching.

Suddenly,  Max started itching even more than I did! “OH YOU’LL PAY FOR THAT!!!” He screeched.

“Oh will I?” I asked.

Then I ran, laughing. 

MY LITTLE BROTHER

 

Hi! My name is Grace. And before we go any further, there is one thing you need to know… MY LITTLE BROTHER IS SO ANNOYING!!!!!!! Just yesterday, stole cookies from the cookie jar and blamed it on ME!!! See? Sooooooooo annoying! So I’ve decided to make a trap. I have  planted security cameras all over the living room so I could catch  that little sneak stealing cookies. And guess what, I succeeded! When the brat was getting candy from last Halloween, I recorded it and showed it to my mum!  He got no dessert for a week! So I get extra! Take that!

 

THE END!!!

The Girl Who Never Took A Bath

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Katie. She hated taking baths. Her parents begged her to take a bath, but Katie screwed up her nose and yelled, “NO!!!”

 

But the problem was, she couldn’t go outside, because she was to dirty. Katie wished there was something to do about it. And there was only one way… to take a bath!!!!

 

Katie wished and wished there was a different way, but there wasn’t. So she said, “This was wrong, I was miss guided!” and then she jumped right in the bath.

 

At first Katie’s parents didn’t recognise her, But Katie gave a giant grin and said, “I am your daughter, I just look different because I am finally clean!”

 

So  Katie could finally go outside and see her friends.

 

THE END!!!

 

T.V. vs Books

I strongly believe that T.V. is much better than boring old books, because you can relax, have enough light and be plenty entertaining!

Most of the time, my eyes get very tired of scanning all the word that i am reading. T.V on the other hand, you don’t have to use any mussels at all. You can just sit back and relax!

 

You know when you’re reading a book at night and there is not enough light? Well T.V. can produce light and is really entertaining!

 

My last reason is that T.V. is so much more entertaining than boring books, and  you can actually see was is going on! Well as non-entertaining books says something, an doesn’t show you what’s really happening and you just feel sad. 

 

These are the reasons why T.V. is so much better than boring old books!