Every day starts like usual. Get up, get dressed, eat breakfast, go to school. And,as always, Johnny Mclater is being the most annoying and stinkiest guy in school! Anyway, oh wait, I forgot to introduce myself! Hi, i’m Madison. And I hate Johnny. Absolutely HATE him. Today he farted. And bad! He always farts! Like, every day when he feels it coming, no hesitations, he just lets it out. O.M.G!!!!! I wonder what tomorrow will be like.
Remember when I said ” I wonder what tomorrow will be like”? Well, here it is! IT……..WAS……….HORRIBLE!!!! How you ask? Well, for starters, Johnny was distracting me and I got a B- on my test! And, to make matters worse, Johnny let out a fart that nearly ripped a hole through space n’ time!!!
I……COULD…….CRY!!!! O.M.G, Johnny just got expelled! This is the happiest day of my life! The entire school though a celebration because he left! This is one sun of a happy ending. 😎😎😎